You've probably seen this already but its a great time waster

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/winrg.php
Ahh!

McDoe Simulator

An hour before an external maths exam is the time where those that are religious sit and pray, and those that aren't religious, become religious and sit and pray.
I would like to say a brief farewell should I not return.
This last hour I have paced up and down the downstairs hallway at least 88 times. I would ask you to remember me by this.

The clock chimes 11 and I must leave.
Goodbye.

See my dumb friends.
Mighty Gays

"In the good old times before ADSL and cable came, I remember it was pretty easy to find a decent translation of Socrates' scripts, even in Spanish. Now everything has changed. Those awful hippies using illegal operating systems like GNU Linus have taken control over any decent domain name and there are no good philosophy websites left on the whole internet. Someone out there should really take care of this situation, maybe the Government or Microsoft. Please don't troll about this, as it is a really serious issue."

I posted this mainly because I knew it would make you guys happy.

For more American happy visit happy

Firstly I would like to say HELLO to all the northerners here who are enjoying a large black cloud that never seems to reach London. It was hot and sunny all day today, and we ate ice creams.

It may have come to your attention that next year you will have the option of voting in a referendum. You may vote to put the UK in a position where it is dictated by some Eastern asylum seeker, or you may not.

On that note we may also be having a general election next year, where you may be voting in une petit poodle, or people who will make Rick pay 60,000 for his new liver.

Thoughts please.

Dear Rick,
Me and Jason think we love you.

Buy wadded paper
from very famous artist
and then you like it

http://www.origamiboulder.com/

You buy now I ship free for you.

Bolognese or tuna... you decide.<br />
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But do you have to mash bolognese? I think not...

Why people who just shouldn't post here, ...do.<br />
* Obviously they are facing great turmoil and difficulty in their lives. They should fill their pillow with sweet smelling lavender to achieve a greater sense of tranquility. (ref = 'The Little Book of calm' by Paul Wilson)<br />
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* Rejected by society through their inability to communicate to the standard of an average human being and frustrated by their incompetancy to write using correct grammar which amounts to more spelling mistakes in a day than Rick can attempt in a year, they choose the internet as their only viable alternative of communication with 'other' humans.<br />
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* In the case of 'CASPA', what we can see here is his great ambition to in his words "Mother fuck". His accusation of this 'mother fucking' to other people vividly represents his great need.<br />
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Now, using the points above as topic sentences, write a 400 word account of 'Mother Fuckers'. Analyse the use of "tampax" and "crack" in " your all mother fucking cunts fat bastards and smelly mother fucking slags.........with a tampax in your crack......" by CASPA.