I saw an advert for the new Pride & Prejudice film today. At the bottom of the screen it displayed the warning: "Contains very mild innuendo".

Do we know anybone who's offended by very mild innuendo?

Um.. the 50s?

I am offended by mild innuendo; for me it has to be hardcore sex scenes or nothing at all.

I'm afraid I know of no bones who are even remotely offended by innuendo.

Quimuendo?

They should've pushed the BBFC to advise that the movie "Contains Keira Knightley's Snatch" instead.

i would so go and see a chick flick if it should keria's snatch

You have the internet, why would you want to sit through an hour and a half of dross to see a snatch of snatch?

It's all about the build-up, edge-of-your-seat tension.

it's all about keria and thinkg she has the nicest snatch ever

then i would go and download it of the internet and hide out in my bedroom until my hands bleed. unless she has a shaggy snatch then i would demand my money back